Kit Roberts
JoJo Siwa has opened up about a toe-curlingly embarrassing moment that happened while she was having sex.
There are plenty of ways that doing the horizontal mambo can go wrong, to various degrees of embarrassment.
However, for the most part, the knowledge of what has happened - whether it's an ill-timed fart or a premature finish - remains etched only into the memories the people involved in whatever adult shenanigans are going on.
But the very nature of the bedroom mishap that JoJo Siwa confided meant that other parties became unwittingly involved.
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And not just anyone either, but one of the worst people you would imagine to suddenly become party to the inner workings of your sex life.
So, what on earth did the singer manage to do that was so sphincter-clenchingly embarrassing?
Well, it turns out that while in the midst of getting it on with a partner, she accidentally butt-dialled her dad, who then got an earful of the goings on.
Fortunately, once he realised what was happening he hung up sharpish, as you would.
"He realised oh this isn't a joke, so he hung up," said Siwa.
"The next day he was like, so, how was your night last night, and I was like good, why are you asking?"
Siwa then revealed that he asked if she had checked her caller log on her phone from the night before.
When she realised what had happened, she said: "I was like ah f*cking hell what did you hear? And he told me what he heard."
But it's safe to say that the truly harrowing incident has seen Siwa learn her lesson.
Now, the musician has a new rule for when she is about to have some intimate time.
This is that she always makes sure that once it's clear that it's on, she places her phone in a safe place away from the proceedings where it's not going to get butt-dialled.
"As soon as it gets past a peck, I'm like where's your phone, put both phones same spot, visual on both, absolutely not," she said.
"Literally, I'm not kidding, every 30 seconds I check it."
She then lamented that of all the people in her phone that it could have picked up, it had to be her dad.
"Out of all people, my dad?! My father?!" she said.
So, there you have it folks - take JoJo Siwa's advice and when getting down make sure your phone is well away from any area of skin that might accidentally call your parents, or your ex.