Woman’s Visit To Pyramid Unleashed Her Ability To Speak Alien, She Claims

A woman claims that a portal opening in 2012 unleashed her ability to speak alien.

It seems E.T phoned home and they called back Mafe Walker, the Colombian TikToker who claims to be fluent in alien.

The alien speaker is said to use the pyramids of Teotihuacán in Cholula, Mexico, to channel 'cosmic vibrational emanations', or alien messages for those not well versed in alien speak, which let's face it is everyone except for Steven Spielberg.

Still, Mafe is happy to showcase her skills on live TV, appearing on the Mexican morning show Venga la Alegría to explain how she uses a 'galactic portal' to receive messages.

So, what does she do with these messages? Well, for a small fee of $75 Mafe will help you develop your own psychic gifts, as reported by El País.

However, we don't need psychic abilities to know that her TV appearance would make a splash on social media.

As one compared her to Donnie Thornberry, the feral son from The Wild Thornberrys who mutters unintelligible phases throughout the show.

Others pulled up an article about Emanuela Rose, commenting 'Mafe Walker who?'

Emanuela spoke to Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield on This Morning and claims to have an 'alien boyfriend', saying said that going 'all the way' with her extra-terrestrial partner would 'kill' her.

That's right, while Mafe speaks fluent alien, Emanuela hopes to become the fiancé of one and fully expects her alien beau to get down on one knee.

We're not sure if aliens have knees, but hey maybe Mafe could help translate the proposal.

Still, Emanuela seems more than happy with her alien partner, adding: "Once you go alien, you'll forget Earth men, just saying. Anyone who's interested in dating men and you're tired of dating men, I'd recommend dating aliens."

Maybe she could set Mafe up and the pair could go on double dates?

Still, some logistics need a little ironing out before alien dating goes mainstream. One big issue? Emanuela says that going all the way with her alien boyfriend would kill her.

She explained: "The aliens are love and light and like pure energy. So we can't even go like all the way that he can go because it would kill me."

After some pretty shocked faces from the presenters, Rose then added: "Like compared to `Earth men, it's like times a million."

If that sounds appealing just head to your nearest pyramid, or pay Mafe $75 for a hook-up.

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