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Chelsea Handler rips into ‘horny, old men' like Al Pacino and Robert De Niro for having children late in life

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Updated 05:57 16 Jun 2023 GMT+1Published 05:45 16 Jun 2023 GMT+1

Chelsea Handler rips into ‘horny, old men' like Al Pacino and Robert De Niro for having children late in life

De Niro, Pacino, Alec Baldwin and Elon Musk now have 28 kids between them.

Rachel Lang

Rachel Lang

Chelsea Handler has taken to social media to share her thoughts on a rather serious topic.

The 48-year-old comedian addressed her followers, advising them she felt she had no choice but to address an issue that has now reached a critical point.

Staring straight down the barrel of the camera, the TV host took a moment to talk to her fans about the 'new epidemic sweeping the country'.

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"No, it’s not another virus, it’s worse," Handler said, face stony and motionless.

She then went for the sucker punch, adding: "Horny old men who won’t stop spreading their seed."

Handler, who has no children of her own, rounded on a few men in Hollywood who seem to have kids cropping up left, right, and center.

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And, for once, we aren't referring to chronic kid-haver Nick Cannon.

Handler continued her spiel on 'horny old men' as images of tech billionaire Elon Musk and Hollywood stars Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, and Alec Baldwin flashed across the screen.

"They cannot stop procreating. Between the four of those guys, they have 32 children. Robert De Niro just had his seventh child at the tender age of 79," Handler stated flatly.

Al Pacino, aged 83, revealed to AP that he and partner Noor Alfalla, 29, had welcomed their first child in the last day or so.

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They have reportedly been dating since April 2022 and have an age gap of 54 years between them.

But that wasn't where Handler ended it, because she then rounded on Twitter owner and quirky billionaire Elon Musk.

The 51-year-old tech mogul has claimed on multiple occasions he believes there ‘are not enough people’ on the planet and declining birth rates put civilization at 'risk'.

PictureLux / The Hollywood Archive / Alamy Stock Photo

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"Elon Musk clearly isn’t as old as [Rupert] Murdoch or De Niro. He’s not in his 80s but, because of his personality, he may as well be," the comedian quipped.

She added: "So how do we protect the women of the world from horny old men?

"Don't worry, I have a plan to stop this madness. I'm offering to put myself up for auction for any available octogenarians."

Chels, if you have time, I'll pass you on the details of an old man who was infuriated that I wouldn't date him as he was older than my grandfather.

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If you need Handler to 'handle' it for you, she revealed her services can be found on eBay and Door Dash.

She added: "And for 20 per cent off, you can use the code 'Sugar T*ts'."

Handler then suggested old men like Pacino and De Niro put themselves up for auction instead.

"After all, they are antiques,” she said as a slogan flashed across the screen.

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It said: "Horny old men: It's never worth the money."

Featured Image Credit: Instagram/Chelsea Handler. PA Images / Alamy Stock Photo

Topics: Celebrity, Robert De Niro, Parenting, News, Entertainment

Rachel Lang
Rachel Lang

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