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Lily Allen branded 'iconic' as she announces NSFW new merch that's not quite what it seems
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Published 16:40 4 Dec 2025 GMT

Lily Allen branded 'iconic' as she announces NSFW new merch that's not quite what it seems

Lily Allen's new merch also includes vinyls, CDs and a t-shirt

Niamh Shackleton

Niamh Shackleton

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Topics: Lily Allen, Music, David Harbour, News, Celebrity, Shopping

Niamh Shackleton
Niamh Shackleton

Niamh Shackleton is an experienced journalist for UNILAD, specialising in topics including mental health and showbiz, as well as anything Henry Cavill and cat related. She has previously worked for OK! Magazine, Caters and Kennedy.

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Lily Allen is releasing more than just great music following the success of her new album West End Girl.

Allen shocked pop culture to its very core in late October following the release of her latest album, her first in seven years.

In the time she spent away from making music, Allen wed Stranger Things star David Harbour in September 2020. However, four years after tying the knot and the celebrity pair were rocked with split speculation.

They called things quits in December of that year, and Allen seemed to confirm their break-up on her podcast the following month.

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A source then went on to confirm that they'd ended their marriage. Speaking to People in February 2025, they said: "Her marriage has been crumbling, and they have split."

Lily Allen and David Harbour split in late 2024 (Michael Simon/GC Images)
Lily Allen and David Harbour split in late 2024 (Michael Simon/GC Images)

Fast forward to October of this year, and Allen dropped a surprise album titled West End Girl, which shares very intimate details believed to be about the breakdown of her marriage to Harbour.

One track titled 'Pussy Palace' speaks of a former lover's alleged escapades. The words go: "Sheets pulled off the bed, they're strewn all on the floor. Long black hair, probably from the night before.

"Duane Reade bag with the handles tied. Sex toys, butt plugs, lube inside. Hundreds of Trojans, you're so f**king broken. How'd I get caught up in your double life?"

Now, paying homage to the lyrics and her album cover, Allen has released a blue polka-dot 'butt plug'. However, it isn't actually a butt plug; it's a USB.

Allen debuted the NSFW USB stick on Instagram (lilyallen/Instagram)
Allen debuted the NSFW USB stick on Instagram (lilyallen/Instagram)

Allen shared a snap of the 'butt plug' on Instagram to her 1.9 million followers, and it sent fans into a frenzy.

People have been loving the NSFW USB stick and hailed the singer as 'iconic' for releasing it.

The small piece of tech retails for £24.99 ($33.44) on Allen's official website.

With the shape of the USB in mind, there's a disclaimer on the site reading 'this product is a novelty USB device intended for data storage only' — and I'm sure you get what they're hinting at there.

Elsewhere on the site, the singer is selling vinyls and CDs of her album, as well as a t-shirt with 'And Who the F**k is Madeline?' written across it in a nod to her songs 'Madeline' and 'Tennis'.

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