Tom Wood
Cardi B is convinced that there is a ghost living in her house, and – even stranger than that – she seems to believe that it wants to have sex with her.
She’s come to that conclusion based on the idea that the ‘ghost’ – or whatever it is – only comes out to bother her when her husband Offset isn’t around.
So, that obviously means that it wants her alone.
And honestly, that’s not even the strangest thing about this tale.
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Let’s start from the top, though.
Cardi B – real name Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar Cephu – has been experiencing some supernatural goings on within her Los Angeles home, and revealed her fears to her followers on an Instagram Live earlier on this week.
Since then, the footage has been uploaded to every social media platform going, so you can see it out there.
Explaining what she keeps noticing, she told her fans: "I start hearing like a fly sound, right?
“Bro, I haven't been able to find the f***ing fly, I started hearing this sound in the hallway.
“It sounds like somebody's on the phone."
So, it could definitely still just be a fly then? Cardi doesn’t think so.
She asked a security guard up into the house to see if they could make sense of it, but the sound was nowhere to be heard when he was there.
The 30-year-old musician continued: "B****, tell me how the sound is gone? It's gone out of nowhere.
"All I'm saying to you is that there's a f***ing ghost or spirit in this f***ing house."
This is when she started to explain how the ‘ghost’ only comes out to play when she’s home alone.
"When I'm alone, it always wanna f*** with me," she said.
"Mind you, when I be in the house in Atlanta or New York, there's nothing."
The rapper said that she reckons that the supernatural spirit wants to get it on with her, stating: "I'm so disorientated because I'm so alone in this house with this f***ing ghost that clearly wants to f*** me because he only comes around when I'm here and by myself.”
“I’m f***ing over it,” she added.
Things are getting so bad – apparently – that she’s even considered staying in a hotel. Well, she can definitely afford it.
To be fair, she could also probably afford to fly an exorcist in from the Vatican and really get to the bottom of the problem once and for all.
It’s got to be easier than just moving out of a mansion because of a fly.