Don't you just hate it when you have the sexiest man alive in your sights and you potentially blow it with a big ole smelly slash?
Jana Kramer recounted the 'mortifying' conclusion to her romance with Chris Evans, which she can't help but think boiled down to one stanky p**s.
On her Whine Down with Jana Kramer podcast, the singer discussed the Captain America star's recent crowning as PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive 2022, and reflected on when they briefly dated, when she was about 26.
"He was definitely known… He wasn't Captain America, but he was the heartthrob, cutie," the 38-year-old recalled.
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"I can't remember how many dates it was, I just remember the last date."
And on said last date, Kramer said Evans invited her back to his place in Los Angeles to hang out with some of his friends.
But unfortunately, things went pear-shaped... or asparagus-shaped, you could say.
"It was a fun time, but I was getting a little sleepy and so I was like, 'I'm gonna go to bed,'" she said.
"I had asparagus for dinner that night. So I went to the bathroom and he immediately went after me… And so that's the last interaction that I remember, is him going into the bathroom after I just went to the bathroom with asparagus pee."
If you're not much of an asparagus muncher, then you may not be aware that the veg is notorious for making your urine extra stinky, because acid in the vegetable breaks down into smelly sulfur byproducts.
And you might be thinking that she'd have gotten over the incident after a decade, but she said 'to this day I'm actually sort of mortified' after 'the asparagus walk of shame'.
The 'Why Ya Wanna' singer added: "I don't remember cuddling that night.
"That's always been in the back of my mind whenever I think about or see Chris Evans or Captain America, and I'm like, 'I had stinky pee'."
However, Kramer has since taken to her Instagram stories to clarify that Evans didn't 'ghost' her as such.
"First of all, he didn't ghost me. We just stopped talking," she said.
"And it wasn't because of that. Like, I was just saying an embarrassing moment.
"Can we all just like, laugh at ourselves? It's so silly.
"No, he did not ghost me. We just stopped talking, and again, like we all have an embarrassing moment in our life, right?"
Topics: Celebrity, Chris Evans, Sex and Relationships
Jake Massey