Woman who works in a legal brothel reveals the 'craziest' things she's ever seen there

A legal brothel manager has revealed the 'craziest things' she's seen within her eight years in the role.

If you've not ever ventured inside a legal brothel but fancied getting an insight into what they're like without having to risk your partner divorcing you, then you've come to the right place.

Legal brothels

Many countries across the globe have legalized prostitution, from Germany to Singapore and New Zealand.

A legal brothel is a place where people legally engage with prostitutes and the venues are considered a lot safer for sex workers.

However, that doesn't mean some interesting stories don't still go down at legal brothels, one manager since taking to social media to reveal some of the 'craziest' things she's seen.

'Craziest things' a legal brothel manager has seen

Catherine De Noire took to her Instagram earlier this year in August to reveal some of the strangest things she's seen during her eight years working as a brothel manager.

First up? Well, think of the legal brothel like a family business for one mom and daughter, with de Noire revealing she's seen 'a mother and daughter working together'.

Another example is one of cute true love, but well, certainly Fifty Shades in tone too.

"The husband of one of the women found out she worked there and started to coming in as her client," De Noire revealed.

Another session ended up a bit too risqué - and not steamy but smoky - as one woman set 'a room on fire' during a session with a customer.

One customer ended up giving a lot more than he received, De Noire revealing they 'paid to play the role of a plumber and spent the entire session fixing bathtub and toilet'.

And if that wasn't all wild enough already, De Noire captioned the post: "Some of the craziest things I have ever seen during my eight years in this job … But unfortunately, to follow IG rules, I can’t share more than this."

And it's not taken long for people to weigh in.

A user commented: "So you got your toilet fixed.....And got paid for it?.....Did he do a good job? Whats his number?"

"The husband being the wife’s client is some spicy romance novel material," another wrote.

A third said: "Not a brothel but when I was dancing I had this regular that would come in every week to have me sit on his lap where he smell my armpits and rub my feet. Kinda weird but he was good conversation and paid HANDSOMELY. I hope he’s well."

"The plumber one is hilarious," a fourth added.

And a fifth shared: "When I worked in a strip club we had a dude that paid good money in vip to be treated like a turkey being roasted. The girls had to baste him and say how good it smelled when they came in the room after letting him 'roast.'"

I can only apologize if you're set to be having turkey next week - try not to let this image spring to mind when your dad's carving up the bird for the Christmas dinner.