A woman who became an escort after being celibate for 40 years has left people in pure horror after revealing the grossest requests she's ever received.
It's probably a good time to point out that if you're even slightly squeamish, you might struggle with some of the details to follow, which are not for the faint-hearted.
Describing herself as the 'older version of Bonnie Blue', Caroline Vee says she's slept with over 2,000 men and earns more than £3,000 per month, as per The Sun.
She told the publication: “I am one of Britain’s top OAP escorts – the older version of Bonnie Blue! I love my job, and it pays the bills.
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“Just because I’m now 72 doesn’t mean I should stop having sex or showing off my body. I refuse to be trolled. I am proud of my achievements. If people are bothered, that’s their problem.”
Appearing on the Tea At Four podcast, Vee, 73, answered questions about her experience as an escort and left hosts Billy and Lauren horrified by one admission in particular.
In a recent interview, Caroline listed the two weirdest requests she's ever received.
The first involved wearing a client's mother's nightie, while he was wearing one as well.
"To make it even worse, wearing his dead mother's nightie," Caroline explained. "He was a perfectly respectable businessman, travels the world, the least likely person you would think would ask for that."
She went on to deliver the second most horrifying request, which was - get ready - 'feeding a man a poo sandwich'.
"I told him I can't do it on queue, but because he's from the Isle of Wight, it was quite a distance, so I said I'd have normally done my poo that morning, so he said 'could you prepare it for me'," Caroline elaborated.
Caroline explained that she decided to go ahead, adding: "I made it into sausages, I had to get it ready, so I scooped it up, rolled it into two sausages, and because it wasn't solid, I wrapped it in cling film, wrapped it in foil and then put it in the freezer overnight.
"Then I got them out, he turned up and I realised he was not a nice guy."
As for what she meant by this, she says he kept asking her if she'd 'move to the Isle of Wight', to which she said she didn't think she'd like it, though he kept insisting that she would.
Turns out, the man didn't end up eating the 'sandwich' because he became suspicious that the poo did not belong to Caroline.
"... The next day he messaged me and said 'the reason I wouldn't eat them was because I didn't think they were yours'," she said.
Caroline explained that she would no longer offer up any kind of poo-related activities, or 'water sports', which refers to any kind of sex act involving urine.
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Lucy Devine