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Woman who has been on 1,000 dates reveals her worst experiences

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Published 16:26 3 Apr 2026 GMT+1

Woman who has been on 1,000 dates reveals her worst experiences

One date involved a kitchen being set alight...

Callum Jones

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Topics: Life, Sex and Relationships

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A woman who's been on over 1,000 dates has lifted the lid on some of her worse experiences which has lead to her running her dating life like a recruitment process.

Thanks to her career as a writer and actor, Suzan Mutesi splits her time between London and Sydney and has met a whole lot of people during that time.

After having two long-term relationships during her twenties, Suzan took a different approach heading into her thirties and said she would line up men when she did 'not feel like cooking'.

However, she's had a lot of bad luck when it comes to dating in recent times, including one date setting his kitchen on fire and another bringing a third party along expecting a threesome.

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One of her more bizarre encounters involved a man she connected with on LinkedIn, who she thought looked professional.

The writer splits her time between Sydney and London (PA Real Life)
The writer splits her time between Sydney and London (PA Real Life)

The pair moved things over to WhatsApp a few days later and began chatting on video call shortly after.

Suzan was left surprised to find a man wearing shorts and flip-flops looking like a 'surfer dude' turn up at the restaurant.

The man lived in a van without a shower or toilet and washed himself in the ocean every day, it was revealed during the date.

“He tried to kiss me and I just said ‘Oh look at the stars’ to distract him – I just couldn’t believe it,” Suzan told PA Real Life.

Suzan claimed the following day that she received a text from the date saying he had found nits and that she should visit a doctor. Luckily, she was in the clear after using a lot of shampoo.

Suzan's had some unfortunate dating situations (PA Real Life)
Suzan's had some unfortunate dating situations (PA Real Life)

Another date went horribly wrong after a fella she initially clicked with drank alcohol 'excessively' during a date before he opened up his phone to reveal an AI-generated image of Suzan in underwear.

"He said he wanted to envision me in lingerie, so I got up and thanked him for his time – I was just in shock," she added.

“He reached out the next day and said sorry if he made me uncomfortable, and I said if he contacted me again I’d go to the police, so I blocked him.

“It was so creepy – it was the one time I didn’t screen someone.”

While she may not be lucky in love right now, Suzan is certainly the romantic type and sent flowers to herself to mark Valentines Day.

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