Have you ever been on a call when suddenly the call of nature has begun to call much louder?
50 Cent (41p) has apparently.
Singer Ray J recounted a time he was pitching to the rap star when he noticed he couldn't stop fidgeting - and it soon became apparent why.
Speaking on The Breakfast Club, Ray said: "I had multiple conversations with 50.
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"One conversation me and Jackie [Long] had with 50, [he] was moving around. I don't know if he didn't like our idea, or he liked it and he was just like, 'I gotta get it in before I get on the plane.'
"Fif, don't be mad at me, but Fif just took a s**t in our meeting."
Wow.
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When asked to offer up a more radio-friendly account of what went down, Ray J said that the rapper - real name Curtis Jackson - 'took a dump' in the middle of the meeting.
Or a D.U.M.P., as he might call it.
Going into more detail about the bizarre anecdote, Ray J continued: "We on FaceTime, Jackie Long set it up, and 50 took a dump in the meeting that I had when I was in a pitch.
"He went in and just did it. I don't know if he liked the idea, like the idea was wack and just s***ted on it. ... It could have been, 'We fam, these my boys, let me go take a dump real quick and then let me listen to the meeting,' or it was just like, 'I'ma just dump'."
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Well, at least it was a virtual meeting, I suppose.
The hosts then questioned whether 50 would be best pleased about him sharing the FaceTime faeces on the airwaves, but Ray J insisted there was nothing to be embarrassed about.
"To me, I felt it was gangster," he said.
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"It was like, we got little homied. It felt like we got little homied in the meeting because maybe the idea wasn't good."
He added: "Fif, remember I told you that you did that when we was talking.
"Fif is busy doing a lot of stuff, so, you know what I'm saying."
UNILAD has contacted 50's reps to see if they'd like to comment on the alleged turd... I'm not holding my breath though.
Jake Massey