A woman called in to a radio show to reveal a painfully awkward encounter she had with a couple after only just meeting the pair.
A hookup from hell can certainly make for an interesting story, I suppose.
One Aussie radio listener felt other people should be cursed with her story and it is a little bit of a wild ride so hold on tight.
Phoning into Triple J’s The Hookup program hosts Pip Rasmussen and Dee Salmin couldn’t believe the awkward situation the woman found herself in.
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The Triple J Instagram page also felt the need to pass on the hilarious story. So, if you struggle with awkward situations or secondhand embarrassment, it's probably best to move along.
“So, we went to, like, a dating event, and I had met these two lovely, sexy humans,” the caller told the hosts.
“And we had made out and [I] had been invited to their home. And then when we were having some fun back at their place, they then got upset with one another and proceeded to break up while I was sitting between them.”
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Salmin joked that she pictured the trio naked as this was all unfolding. She was then told that the couple were both clothed but the caller herself had remained naked.
Rasmussen interjected to say that makes it worse and gestured she would question whether or not to put a bra on, in hopes of making it through the bizarre encounter unfolding.
“Oh guys, she was like, ‘Boy, get out of here [to her boyfriend]. I want to talk to this random girl that I picked up tonight’,” the woman continued.
“I’m like, OK, great. Love this. She’s told me all these things that she’s upset about, I’m like, ‘OK, I’m going to go tell him these things to communicate for you, because you’re not doing that’.
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“She says something nasty to him, and he freaks out, and he’s like, ‘I’m done. I’m done with this. We’re done’. I’m like, OK, I’m just going to go. Goodbye.”
While laughing, Rasmussen claimed that she would have charged the couple for being a mediator in the odd situation.
Social media have since shared their thoughts on the bizarre story.
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One joked: "Should be called the naked negotiator."
Another added: "Wild that she was the only one naked and the couple thought THAT was the moment to use her for free couples counseling."
While a third commented: "That... is my greatest fear."
Topics: Sex and Relationships, Australia
Gerrard Kaonga