Uri Geller Says Aliens Will Eradicate Disease And Boost Human Life Span

Cameron Frew

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Uri Geller Says Aliens Will Eradicate Disease And Boost Human Life Span

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Aliens are coming to Earth, and they're going to eradicate all of our diseases and increase our lifespan, according to Uri Geller.

The truth is out there, they say. Let's be real: it's naive to think we're the only intelligent life across the whole universe. Somewhere, across 10 billion lightyears and countless galaxies, there has to be... someone, something, right?

Don't take my word for it: Geller, a self-proclaimed physicist most-famous for bending a spoon and clearly a reputable authority on extra-terrestrials, believes an alien invasion is 'imminent', and these 'superior' beings will share their knowledge with us lowly humans.

Geller cited the recent discovery of a 'mystery' object blasting giant bursts of energy in a way astronomers had never seen before.

'It was kind of spooky for an astronomer because there's nothing known in the sky that does that. It’s really quite close to us – about 4,000 light years away. It’s in our galactic backyard,' Natasha Hurley-Walker, from the International Centre for Radio Astronomy Research, told The Independent.

'My dear friends, a team mapping radio waves in the universe has discovered something unusual that releases a giant burst of energy three times an hour, and it's unlike anything astronomers have seen before. No doubt in my mind that this is connected to alien intelligence way way superior than ours. Start deciphering their messages! They are preparing us for a mass landing soon!' Geller alleged.

Of course, nobody knows what would happen in the event of an alien invasion: it could be 'game over' if they were anything like xenomorphs; they could blow up the White House; they could do absolutely nothing at all; or, they could already be among us.

Geller believes they will share their galaxy-spanning knowledge and cure our diseases. 'My dear friends a baby born today in his/her life time they will meet aliens who will teach us how to eradicate all diseases. Life span of humans will climb to 220 years average,' he claimed.

For reference, Geller also recently said he'll cause a 'historical tsunami' when he finds the Ark of the Covenant. 'I know where the Ark of the Covenant is I will find it mark my words. It will be an earth shattering historical tsunami and an archeological and a theological earthquake,' he tweeted.

'Yes my dear friends the opposition will be huge but we are talking about an item that is holy and nothing will come in its way to be freed and shock the world into a biblical historical reality.'

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Topics: News, Aliens

Cameron Frew
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